My girlfriend broke up with me via phone on my way to work, that night while on the job as a theme park security guard. I crashed a party of Canadians drank their beer and had sex with one of the fat ones still awake; while my partner cuffed the boyfriend and left him in the car. FMSL - FMSL | F*** My Sex Life

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My girlfriend broke up with me via phone on my way to work, that night while on the job as a theme park security guard. I crashed a party of Canadians drank their beer and had sex with one of the fat ones still awake; while my partner cuffed the boyfriend and left him in the car. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (4) - You deserved that one (71)

Jan 11, 2010 08:37 PM - Work - by dustypeter

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That's what I'm talking aboot, eh?

#1 - Jan 12, 2010 09:37 PM by Meatloaf
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