I'm a chef and cut my finger really bad, the first thought that came to my mind was "Well, there goes my sex life." FMSL
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Dec 17, 2009 07:10 AM - Work - by osuchef
Maybe he is right handed and cut his right hand....
#2 - Dec 17, 2009 07:38 AM by sophie69
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I think it's a chick, Sophie. Cuz, they're kinda the ones that use fingers to masturbate. If it's a dude, he can just hold that finger out like he's drinking English tea.
#3 - Dec 17, 2009 07:42 AM by GiantMidget
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LOL at GiantMidget's comment bahahah "hold a finger out like he's drinking English tea."
#5 - Dec 17, 2009 12:06 PM by sf_gurl
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Switch hands..."Stranger in the tub" ;) reference anyone?
#6 - Dec 17, 2009 01:06 PM by black3
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Yessss! Ahh I love awkward, redheaded jewish kids. :)
#8 - Dec 17, 2009 02:18 PM by black3
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