Me and my girlfriend had amazing anal sex on my moms new sofa last night. However, my girlfriend shortly after had a shit on the sofa. When my mom came home, we blamed it on the dog. The dog is being put down today. FMSL
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Feb 4, 2010 11:58 AM - Threesome - by charnbecky
Some people are morons. Dog shit smells and looks nothing like people shit.
#2 - Feb 5, 2010 05:15 AM by Whatchasay
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Why would you put down a dog for shitting on a sofa. You whack the dog a few times say "no", clean the sofa, and move on with life, not kill the thing..
#3 - Feb 5, 2010 06:48 AM by thisguy
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Maybe the dog was already scheduled to be put down?... Though unlikely that's the case. Don't let that dog die dude. .-.
#4 - Feb 5, 2010 11:11 AM by SpankyMcThrust
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How does having sex and getting your dog put down have to do anything with your sex life? Or do you enjoy sex with your dog and hence, is devo about your dog getting put down?
#5 - Feb 6, 2010 07:02 AM by desperate
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