I intentionally go out of my way to ride the oldest bus on campus because the vibrations are the only action I've been getting lately. FMSL

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Good news! Humankind has invented a wide variety of sex toys. If you don't want to pay money, there are some household objects that work, if not just as well, still pretty darn great. Go forth and experiment! There are times in every person's life when they are between partners, and these times are less annoying when you already have your...outlet...figured out. Plus if you're not as sexually frustrated you're less likely to jump into bed with the first STD-ridden asshole who comes around. All-around win! Except for the STD-ridden asshole.

LMAO at opalqueen's comment ahahahaha

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