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Today, I girl reached for my dick thinking it was on my left side. That was a wrinkle in my jeans. She now thinks I have a small dick. To bad she didn't see the BIGGER wrinkle on my RIGHT side, which was actually my dick. And she's really hot. I think she told some of her friends, too. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (62) - You deserved that one (24)

Feb 5, 2010 06:02 AM - School - by Dan

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If your penis looks like a wrinkle in your pants when erect, I'm sorry, but you do have a small penis.

#1 - Feb 6, 2010 03:52 AM by Miklee
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He never said it was erect. It was probably just down his pant leg which is why it caused a wrinkle.

#2 - Feb 6, 2010 07:37 AM by MusicalLover77
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"today i girl reached for my penis"? o_O'

#3 - Feb 6, 2010 11:14 PM by melodies
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