Today, I atempted to give my girlfriend a lovebite somehow i managed to bite a vein, she has now lost the feeling in her face, turns out she has Bells Palsy and wont get the feeling back for 8 weeks FMSL - FMSL | F*** My Sex Life | FML Sex Stories

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Today, I atempted to give my girlfriend a lovebite somehow i managed to bite a vein, she has now lost the feeling in her face, turns out she has Bells Palsy and wont get the feeling back for 8 weeks FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (39) - You deserved that one (65)

Jan 22, 2010 03:27 AM - Outdoors - by Mr x

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... As far as I know Bells Palsy can't be caused by that, though maybe a general loss of facial nerve control somehow. Still, I mean, you would have to bite pretty fucking hard, wtf is with that?

#1 - Jan 23, 2010 04:07 AM by Maverician
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Twilight ruins another relationship.

#2 - Jan 24, 2010 04:06 AM by Meatloaf
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