I'm still a virgin. I've been married for almost two years. Oh, and my wife is pregnant. FMSL
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Nov 14, 2009 04:09 AM - Misc - by Anonymous
If you haven't slept with your wife in 2 years, don't be surprised she's getting it from someone else.
#1 - Nov 14, 2009 05:17 AM by jonquixote
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Unless she's the virgin mary, there ain't no way that bitch is pregnant.
#4 - Nov 14, 2009 09:09 AM by derek!
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Why the FUCK would you be a virgin after 2 years married?????
#5 - Nov 14, 2009 10:49 AM by hefner
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This is either fake or the poster is the biggest pushover in the world. Grow some balls and get someone to marry that will have sex with you.
#7 - Nov 15, 2009 01:26 AM by DrPluton
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You're a rumptard. If you are married for 2 years and still haven't had sex, you deserve to be cheated on.
#8 - Dec 16, 2009 06:02 AM by Greathun23
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I call bullshit. unless you are unable to have sex... :S
#9 - Jan 6, 2010 12:55 PM by billygoat333
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