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A woman I met at the bar was hinting that all I needed to do was say the word and I could go home with her. I didn't take her up on it because I could feel a huge poop coming on and I didn't want to dump it at her apartment. I got cockblocked by the calzone I had for lunch. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (67) - You deserved that one (216)

Nov 12, 2009 10:53 PM - Misc - by Jimbo

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LMAO irl hahahahah ahaha

#1 - Nov 13, 2009 12:50 AM by djthekid
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Calzone cockblock lolz

#2 - Nov 13, 2009 01:21 AM by sophie69
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You couldn't have asked her to wait a few minutes until you were back from the bathroom? I hope you at least got her number.

#3 - Nov 13, 2009 02:23 AM by DrPluton
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Bars have restrooms.

#4 - Nov 23, 2009 06:15 AM by ElGeek
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Yeah, because you couldn't take a dump at the bar, right?

#5 - Mar 12, 2010 01:28 PM by HURDUR
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