I cheated on my girlfriend of 2 years with a girl who: told me my body needs a lot of work to be marginally attractive, said my penis was grossly disappointing, reported my inadequacies to all my friends, and said she'd had, and would continue to have, much better partners. FMSL
She was probably a spy sent by your girlfriend to test you. They have spies everywhere.. like crows in the air, waiting.. watching.
Here is a thought: don't cheat on your girlfriend.
I agree with dr plutton...dont be a douche
sounds like SOMEone likes domenatrixes...
Should have gone with rough, angry, violent, self gratifying sex. At least youd of probably not given a shit what she thought afterwards.
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