After breaking up with my on again off again girlfriend, I ended up seeing her after a while at a mutual friends party. We somehow ended up hooking up, and sometime later I felt weird down there. Turns out she gave me clamidia. FMSL

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I believe sir, that you deserve it for fucking without a condom, which you undoubtedly did.

Well, I'm not sure what "clamidia" is, but at least you didn't get chlamydia, which is a real STD.

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