Today, I walked in on my boyfriend fucking a watermelon that we were supposed to use at our wedding. FMSL
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Mar 8, 2010 05:00 AM - Misc - by Ew
Fail. Your BOYFRIEND would not be fucking a watermelon that was meant for your wedding. Unless, of course, he was going to propose the day before the wedding or something, which is just retarded.
#1 - Mar 9, 2010 12:27 AM by FyourSLbitch
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I have heard of the "Watermelon Crawl" but the "Watermelon Ball"? Thats a new one.
#2 - Mar 9, 2010 02:34 AM by Meatloaf
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I'm not sure if you're emphasising the worst part was that your boyfriend was fucking a watermelon or that it was for your wedding - because if it were me, I would've decided the worst part was that I walked in on my boyfriend fucking a watermelon and skipped the "that we were supposed to use at our wedding" bit.
#3 - Mar 9, 2010 03:01 AM by Allybob
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So you two were planning on fucking it at your wedding? Odd.
#4 - Mar 9, 2010 06:17 AM by SpankyMcThrust
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