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My stupid boyfriend said he hurt his knee skateboarding and made me blow him all day because he said that's the only way the pain goes away. I can't believe I fell for it. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (40) - You deserved that one (990)

Oct 8, 2009 07:36 AM - Misc - by Anonymous

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Your boyfriend is a genius.

#1 - Oct 20, 2009 12:11 PM by lo1337a
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and you are a rehtard

#2 - Oct 22, 2009 08:52 PM by bboy1O1
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You believed it? You actually, honestly believed it? Please go back to school. Get an education, honey.

#3 - Oct 28, 2009 12:38 AM by Destiny
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actually, sex is proven to be a pain reliever. more so for women than men, but still, mildly. i still think he's a dickhead, though; i doubt his intentions were based on that little fact.

#4 - Nov 13, 2009 02:52 PM by obsessiveweirdperson
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Sorry to hear that...He should of let you sit on his face all day long...lol.

#5 - Dec 4, 2009 07:10 AM by magickalbeing
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are you a blond?

#6 - Dec 6, 2009 10:46 AM by bcbomb
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One. A rehtard? Really? Rehtard? Please tell me that was a typo... And two. Are you 14? Honestly, you are a dumbass.

#7 - Dec 6, 2011 10:45 AM by KunoKanashimi
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