I'm dating a girl that doesn't want to have sex until she's married, but for some reason, she's fine with letting me fuck her in the ass. Normally, this would be pretty awesome but she's not the cleanest down there. FMSL
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Oct 8, 2009 07:34 AM - Misc - by Anonymous
Gross. Take a shower together and wash each other? Or like #1 said; shower sex. Blegh.
#2 - Feb 4, 3957 12:55 PM by hippopotamus
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It's called saddlebacking (saving your "virginity" for marriage by doing anal instead), and I agree, shower sex is in order. Either that, or get a book on anal sex and give it to her, it should have a "make sure you're clean!" section.
#6 - Oct 22, 2009 12:11 PM by JustPlayDolls
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anal sex...blech. I've tried it 2 times just so my guy wouldn't be able to pull the, "you can't say you don't like it if you haven't tried it." Also...how clean do you expect it to be? it's her ASS hole, buddy. haha and I don't consider her a virgin, either way. anal sex is still sex.
#7 - Oct 23, 2009 01:06 AM by mmmhms.
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do it in the shower/after she has a shower get her in the mood by running her a hot bath or something and then when she gets out of the bath she will be clean, and ready for some lovin'!
#8 - Oct 30, 2009 08:07 AM by MisShayla
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dude scrub the shit with an sos pad and keep on hitting if shes into anal think of wat else she do when she loses the v card
#9 - Nov 3, 2009 02:14 PM by RingLeader
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pretty sure mormons consider anal sex sodomy gooser
#11 - Nov 27, 2009 08:31 AM by fml2234
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clean her up. then when your doing anal she has to be wet and slip it inside her pussy =]
#13 - Feb 4, 2591 12:59 PM by RED_ROCKET
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ah, the technical virgin. Stick it in her mouth right after, I guarantee she starts freshening up.
#15 - Dec 9, 2009 04:51 AM by 5kinbot
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lol... coming from someone who lives in close vicinity to a certain mormon college, she very well could be mormon. a chick would rather give up her ass than her virginity around here. crazy.
#17 - Jan 6, 2010 12:57 PM by billygoat333
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