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I recently saw an episode of the Biggest Loser. I was stunned to see the heaviest competitor of all time was married to a decently attractive man. I am a cute blonde with a body mass index of 21. Yet, I am single and haven't been laid in months. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (45) - You deserved that one (88)

Dec 15, 2009 02:52 AM - Misc - by sexdeprived

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Apperently you should be stuffing food down your throat instead of complaining online about how pretty and in-shape you are.

#1 - Dec 15, 2009 06:04 AM by black3
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Apparently*

#2 - Dec 15, 2009 06:05 AM by black3
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Thats what you get for being shallow you jerk

#3 - Dec 15, 2009 06:32 AM by thatswhatyaget
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Have you ever considered the fact that maybe it's not all about your looks? Sounds kind of shallow to me to believe that guys don't want someone that they can actually connect with on a mental level. Just sayin'.

#4 - Dec 15, 2009 06:36 AM by Billabong
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jesus........

#5 - Dec 15, 2009 06:36 AM by djthekid
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YDI for knowing your BMI and using it as an argument for why you're attractive. BMI is not an indicator of attractiveness, overall health, or even obesity (as it does not take % body fat into account). Try bettering yourself as a person instead of whining you're too "cute" to be single.

#6 - Dec 15, 2009 06:45 AM by thebrew221
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Yes! TheBrew is back... woot

#7 - Dec 15, 2009 06:57 AM by djthekid
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"I love thebrew. FMSL"

#8 - Dec 15, 2009 10:02 AM by 5kinbot
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I'll bang you, OP. I have no scruples.

#9 - Dec 15, 2009 10:05 AM by 5kinbot
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Really? Oh my god, a man loving a woman for more than just how they look. What IS the world coming to? Honestly, the nerve of some people... You sound like a shallow bitch. I'm sure plenty of people want to sleep with you until you open your mouth and show everyone your head is empty.

#10 - Dec 15, 2009 12:39 PM by Lawlipop
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Guys, be nice. Don't worry girl, I'll fuck you if you really need it.

#11 - Dec 15, 2009 04:45 PM by greger1011
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Maybe you are a bitch. Or too picky, the only reason a girl doesn't have sex is because she doesn't want to have sex

#12 - Dec 15, 2009 07:37 PM by dexg
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We overweight people tend to be jolly, and that gets us friends. Some even get relationships based upon personality rather than superficial appearance.

#13 - Dec 15, 2009 10:55 PM by DrPluton
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Maybe you should have some Meatloaf.

#14 - Dec 16, 2009 02:43 AM by Meatloaf
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lol @14. OP: loosen up, figuratively and literally. Smile more. Be friendly and patient. If you're as cute as you say, I'm sure you're intimidating a lot of your potential partners.

#15 - Dec 16, 2009 05:30 AM by TheOtherGuy
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maybe its because your a bitch

#16 - Dec 16, 2009 07:14 AM by cherrywaves3
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If you have barely an muscle like me, YDI for thinking 21 is such a good BMI. You're in-between. Too fat to be considered skinny-beautiful, and too skinny to be considered more cushion for the pushin'.

#17 - Dec 17, 2009 12:51 AM by Miklee
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