I had just finished having sex with my girlfriend and grabbed my laptop to Twitter about it. I forgot that my wife follows me on Twitter. FMSL
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Feb 4, 434 12:55 PM - Internet - by santoni
Why the hell would you put that on Twitter? My god.
#1 - Feb 4, 709 12:55 PM by hippopotamus
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Ladies and gentlemen, how to go from married to divorced in 140 characters or less!
#4 - Feb 4, 2663 12:56 PM by TKO
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Wow, not only are you a piece of shit..you're a fucking moron. How did you not only get a wife...but a girlfriend with that nice combination?
#9 - Oct 23, 2009 12:49 AM by mmmhms.
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Wow. I hope your wife gets all your money in the divorce.
#12 - Oct 29, 2009 06:06 AM by PicaPica
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im sure this basic story has happened to so many assholes in the past 10 years. yay internet!
#13 - Oct 29, 2009 08:06 AM by meloraf
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haha what a dick i agreee with the above and TKO
#14 - Nov 2, 2009 12:24 AM by x~tinkz~x
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I find it pathetic some people are so addicted to that website they feel the need to document every second. Although I highly doubt anyone would really want to read that. I agree with PicaPica, and your wife gets whatever money you have
#15 - Feb 4, 1218 12:57 PM by Destiny
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Yeah you're pretty dumb. That's why I tell people, not to get married or have kids if you are not ready.
#16 - Dec 16, 2009 06:31 AM by Greathun23
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