I meet a bisexual girl on the internet. We hung out at a cafe, then went to her place and got into it. I licked her out, gave her like 5 orgasms in a row, she said I gave better head than the lesbians she's been with. We swapped positions so she could give me head. She told me my cock stunk. FMSL

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Ugh nasty.... take a shower.

Man that blows. Also, what sophie69 said...

No soup for you! And have a fucking shower - for the 3rd time!

Did you seriously go down on some girl you met on the internet the first time you met in real life? Eww. That's how you get diseases. Seriously.

I agree with the aboves (and nice Seinfeld reference) and your junk may not be so fresh if you haven't given it any ...air, plus sweat.

Assume people with think it wrong place to ask, but I'd like to know. Are there any girls here that have ever had 5 orgasms from being eaten out? I've yet to be with a girl who can handle more than 3 even (with most 2 being the limit). Anyway, you're dick probably did stink and if it does would you really expect her to go ahead anyway (if you do, you deserve this and much more)? The best you could surely hope for is that if she is awesome she might just say "let's go to the shower and have some fun" etc.

It's the wrong place to ask because no one usually goes to older posts and looks at the comments. I haven't, and it's not really a question of "handling" them.. it's more like physically being able to.

No, it is both physically being able to and how many you can "handle". My girlfriend is able to have multiple orgasms and most of the time when I eat her out, she has at least ten before not being able to "handle" any more. As amazing as it feels, one can only go so long having orgasm after orgasm, mainly because of the intensity and the fact that eventually you run out of breath, become too weak, and feel like your heart is going to explode. And to the OP, I agree with everyone else. Learn to clean yourself up before expecting a girl to stick her face down there.

Maybe if you washed it regularly, it wouldn't stink. Duh. Personal hygiene is kind of a given if you're going to be having sex.

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