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After finally breaking up with my abusive ex, I started getting really serious with my guy friend online. He's absolutely perfect, but he's 15 hours away. He drives me absolutely insane with dirty talk. It's been over a year now. Urrrgh. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (44) - You deserved that one (18)

Feb 12, 2010 04:49 AM - Internet - by rausonid

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So, catch that plane!

#1 - Feb 12, 2010 07:56 PM by mozart
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Absolutely perfect? I think you're glorifying him. Believe me, you don't know if someone is perfect until you meet them in real life. I don't care if you chat, text, talk on the phone, or webcam all day, it's just not the same. For all you know, he cums with two thrusts, and we'll be hearing about it if you meet up with him. END OF LIFE LESSON #402.

#2 - Feb 13, 2010 04:04 AM by Miklee
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Miklee, comments on other post were meant to be in response to this, by the way.

#3 - Feb 15, 2010 10:39 AM by Maverician
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Waitwut. Ohh, things make more sense now. :o You're right, I did put some big balancing features in there. Then I'll justify my comment on this post here. Basically, I just pulled the first negative sexual problem that came to mind. I just want to be sure the OP doesn't glorify the guy too much. I've had the same problem of glorifying a guy before realizing how shitty I was actually treated. It sucks when you realize how badly you were fooled because your own mind only wanted to focus on the good.

#4 - Feb 16, 2010 01:25 AM by Miklee
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Heh, I think that happens for any underdog in a relationship. I've been that dude you want to smack, that ignores the way he's treated 'cause of "love". But anyway, I was meaning to say it was an awesome life lesson :P

#5 - Feb 17, 2010 04:15 PM by Maverician
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