I want a girlfriend so bad that with this post I'm actually asking if any girls in Vancouver want to go out on a date. FMSL

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Go to Craig's list. You'll have more luck.

I'm not sure what kind of response you expect from a post like this. Yes, there is some humor at your own expense, but like... really? Is someone going to exchange personal information on this very public and humiliating forum? Someone who lives in your area and doesn't have a deformed penis and a vice-like grip? How long does it take to become that desperate?

Wait, you just had a girlfriend of over a year who didn't sleep with you for 6 months. Wait, no, this all actually makes perfect sense.

Are you sure, Tits? The D isn't capitalized on one of the poster's names. I'm not sure if that makes a difference or not; I'm just checking.

Hmm, good call. Damn, thought I caught a faker. I enjoyed turning it against him.

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