I was watching hentai at my friends house and asked if I could use his Fleshlight, he said fine and I used it. I went to wash off and ended up running into his 37 year old mom, one thing led to another and we ended up having sex. Now she is pregnant. FMSL
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Nov 4, 2009 01:33 AM - Home - by yung pup
this is obviously fake. first of all, the situation is ridiculous. secondly, you wouldn't be able to have sex that quickly after...
#2 - Nov 4, 2009 10:27 PM by avoge
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I actually thought this was fake in that no man would use another man's fleshlight.
#3 - Feb 4, 7797 12:57 PM by DrPluton
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Fleshlight is a thing that guys can get off into and it looks like a flashlight....Apparently they have a huge variety, including anal tight....I mean, really?
#6 - Feb 4, 692 12:57 PM by mandapanda
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haha dnt worrie Sophie, I had to look it up too. and I think DrPluton is right...
#8 - Feb 4, 9779 12:57 PM by jasminegrrl09
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Fleshlight heh... damn yeah that's pretty sick sharing something like that, but you never know, people are strange.
#9 - Feb 4, 1171 12:57 PM by djthekid
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I always wondered what the inside of those things feel like...they don't look like a vagina. I would try it out....but I don't have a penis.
#10 - Feb 4, 1736 12:57 PM by mandapanda
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I recently saw an advertisement for a Twilight-themed Fleshlight with fangs. DO NOT WANT!
#11 - Feb 4, 8707 12:57 PM by DrPluton
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oh wow...I am a Twilight fan...but even if I had a dick I would not want that...
#13 - Feb 4, 3597 12:57 PM by jasminegrrl09
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If I had to choose between my left hand, my right hand or a fleshlight, I have both hands and 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
#14 - Feb 4, 4478 12:57 PM by Meatloaf
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I'm glad to know desperate, lonely, anime-nerds who fantasize about their friends' mothers visit this site.
#15 - Feb 4, 5761 12:58 PM by dickbutt
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