Today, I was on top of my boyfriend making out. We were both clothed, but apparently not good enough because when I leaned forward to kiss his neck, he freed himself, pushed aside my clothing, took my virginity and came inside of me in one thrust. Without my permission. While I am fertile. FMSL

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I really don't know what to say to this besides good luck. In all sincerity, good luck.

This sounds like major bullshit to me. You would definitely have time to react when he was taking out his dick...because, that just doesn't fall out on its own and you would have had time to react when he was "pushing your clothes to the side". I just call bullshit on this one.

um. if this is true then theres only one word to describe what he did: rape.

Yeah... I'm gonna have to agree with #3.

Must've been planning this for years

Look up "Emergency contraception" on Wikipedia. It's better than "good luck".

to #3, its not completely bullshit. cuz it has happened to me i didnt even realize my bf's dick was out and he did the same thing. except it didnt take my virginity.

Mommy18, I would imagine something like this COULD happen to a fucking idiot...explains how you got your screen name, of course. It's not hard to tell when you're about to have a dick in you. Also..am I the only person that found the part where she says, "while I'm fertile" super super funny?

Get yourself some Plan B. And maybe a boyfriend who can do better than sex you don't even realize is going on.

it could happen if she was wearing a dress/skirt. i would have stomped that mother fuckers balls after that shit.

the Pro comments were funny.. but honey, get yourself some plan B!!!!

yeah, seriously, 'pushed my clothes to the side' - what were you wearing, a screen door? and holy premature ejaculation, batman!

wflan i wish we were friends IRL. Thats fucked up tho

LMAO wflan!!! you just made my day. and yes, mmmhms i thought the fertile part was super funny too!

Hopefully fake. :( If not, he is a rapist. Get some plan B emergency contraception from your local pharmacy. I'm very sorry, and hope you are okay.

I can see it happen! And if he was almost there, surely he came with one push!

I want to be there when you try to explain this to your parents.

one word. DICKFACE. what a fucking tool. i mean, my first time ws HORRIBLE ,like ex girlfriend following my around school horrible, but fuck, that sucks!

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