I'm a little insecure about my penis being small, so we have sex with the lights off and I use a strap on, one night my wife turns the lights on and says "explain the dildo". I say, "explain the kids". FMSL - FMSL | F*** My Sex Life

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I'm a little insecure about my penis being small, so we have sex with the lights off and I use a strap on, one night my wife turns the lights on and says "explain the dildo". I say, "explain the kids". FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (54) - You deserved that one (200)

Sep 7, 2009 04:15 AM - Home - by DirtyButtSex