My boyfriend and I bought a few nice size pumpkins to carve for Halloween. I was tired so went to take a nap before we started carving. I woke up and walked into the kitchen where he apparently began the carving early, and was screwing one of the pumpkins. FMSL - FMSL | F*** My Sex Life

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My boyfriend and I bought a few nice size pumpkins to carve for Halloween. I was tired so went to take a nap before we started carving. I woke up and walked into the kitchen where he apparently began the carving early, and was screwing one of the pumpkins. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (274) - You deserved that one (10)

Oct 20, 2009 06:26 AM - Home - by Anonymous

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Is his pet name for you pumpkin?

#1 - Oct 20, 2009 07:12 AM by morgan
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ROFL @ Morgan

#2 - Oct 20, 2009 07:23 AM by sophie69
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I thought that only happened in the movies... LOL FYSL.

#3 - Feb 4, 8404 12:56 PM by uneed2calmdown
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awkward on a number of levels

#4 - Mar 26, 2011 01:48 AM by Dietman72
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awkward on a number of levels

#5 - Mar 26, 2011 01:48 AM by Dietman72
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