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Today my boyfriend was eating pretzels, so I asked him if he wanted to eat me out. He looked at the pretzels, then looked directly at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a pretzel, I'd rather eat these." FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (150) - You deserved that one (67)

Sep 5, 2009 09:25 AM - Home - by hottie19

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LMfao

#1 - Sep 6, 2009 12:42 AM by djthekid
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Post pics to show the error in his logic.

#2 - May 20, 9348 12:54 PM by Fillahole
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God, Fillahole, you are one sad motherfucker.

#3 - Oct 10, 2009 11:12 PM by dickbutt
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Ouch...

#4 - Oct 21, 2009 08:19 AM by DoctorK
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That is a very clever line though lol...

#5 - Oct 21, 2009 08:19 AM by DoctorK
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