My fuck buddy is very well equipped, he is has the biggest dick i've ever seen. The unfortunate part? He has NO idea how to use it. I can never get off and he is only concerned about getting himself off, he is the most selfish person in bed...ever. FMSL

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So either talk to him about what to do, or stop being fuck buddies with him.

Trust me, he's not the type of person you talk to about that sort of stuff with. His ego is extremely high and i think if i told him he was terrible it might just kill him. He thinks he's great...so sad. Oh well...

If his ego is that big then you NEED to bring him down, big ego = shit person. Apart from that, it should be your duty to yourself and other women to either teach him what to do, or at least show him he's not pleasing women.

You're right Maverician. I should do that, i just don't have the heart to tell him he is horrible in bed. You're also right about big ego = shit person. he is an asshole. Then again, if it's up to us women to teach men what we like and what to do but their ego is do big and they think they are so good they wouldn't listen if we tired. So what's the point??

I read this story and truly questioned whether I wrote this in my sleep. Seriously men like this think that the sole fact that they are well endowed means that they are clearly amazing in bed. If he's just a fuck buddy then whatever... your just using him for the sex, and if the sex is truly not worth having at all then just ditch him.

Thank you!! xxkristenxx you know exactly what i'm talking about! Just because these guys are huge that doesn't mean they don't have to try and make an effort they can't just start thrusting and expect it to be amazing sex. No worries there, i think i am done being fuck buddies with him! It's not worth it AT ALL!!!

I could prescribe a plan of cruelty and sadistic comments. Through several nights of just lying there with a bored expression on your face and short, curt commands in bed like, "No, don't do that", "Don't you dare stop" and "Roll over", you can bring his self esteem down until he becomes soft putty with giant dick and essentially, your sex bitch. I offer this plan because it must suck to give up such a high potential penis.

Okay titsMcgree. I don't know if you are being serious or sarcastic. I never say any of those comments but it sounds like you have had your fair share of boring sex. I am saying that i would tell him what he needs to do but just because he is well equipped he thinks he is amazing and his ego is so high there is no use in even talking to the guy. I can't be mean.

Look at me! Im not confident enough to share my opinions on sex with my partner! Well-- that or I am the kind of bitch that thinks she knows how everyone works and can always predict peoples reactions! Either way, I AM JUST SO FULL OF WIN. Yay me!

Invalaid663902 - Are you fucking retarded? Did you not read what was said before. It's not about having the confidence to tell "my partner" my opinions about sex. It's him being too cocky and so fucking full of himself that he automatically thinks he is amazing. How did this all turn around on me and I'M the bitch. Fuck you're stupid. Read the whole story next time smart one.

Serious. I'm always serious and never kid. The reason this turns against you is because similar and common stories have led to the stereotype that people in your position (unsatisfied by a partner, but not because of something like ED, PE, TinyPenis-y or so on) just aren't assertive enough in bed to get what they want. It may very well be that this is not your case since your comments sound decently assertive. My suggested bed-time comments may have just enraged him anyway if not properly executed with time and patience. Though to add one more thing, it's a shame you can't be mean to someone you're sleeping with, especially when he's too penisy. It's like you're missing out on a huge dimension of being cruel and aggressive and making sex into a competition. Someone always gets hurt and someone always wins; Perfect sex. Thanks for capitalize the 'M' in my name.

haha alright well i guess i will just start being a total bitch in bed and tell him he is quite terrible and VERY selfish and it's just not doing it for me. Again, i did mean to sound like a stereotype or anything i just mean its not always the women's job to try. I just don't think a guy should be so selfish and cocky and actually think he is doing a good job. You're welcome for the capitalization of the 'M' in your name. Unlike most people on this site i actually know how to spell and use good grammar.

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OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

I'm confused. What would you like me to tell you??

No, my internet keeps cutting me off, I'm asking if "i actually know how to spell and use good grammar." was supposed to be ironic, noticing that your response has several grammatical flaws.

hahahaha I see, my post or comments don't have 'several' grammatical flaws. Expect I did notice that in one comment I meant 'didn't' and i said 'did'. At least I'm a bit better then some of the people on this site.

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