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When I woke up this morning, I realized I can't get laid even in my dreams. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (78) - You deserved that one (12)

Dec 18, 2009 03:27 AM - Home - by Anonymous

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Read or watch a lot of porno before you go to bed. That way it's on your mind when you fall asleep.

#1 - Dec 18, 2009 09:07 AM by ChibiChibi
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I wish that works for me #1, I've only ever had 2 dreams about sex - but they were awesome

#2 - Dec 18, 2009 09:09 AM by Unknown
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Lol @ #2

#3 - Dec 18, 2009 09:44 AM by sophie69
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That's pretty bad man

#4 - Dec 18, 2009 01:06 PM by djthekid
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I never dream about sex. My dreams are usually epic stories with supernatural detectives and average Joe superheroes.

#5 - Dec 19, 2009 01:47 AM by DrPluton
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Luckily you can get laid by your hand ;)

#6 - Dec 19, 2009 05:19 AM by black3
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Hey... its not as bad as you think. Imagine being trapped in a sex dream with many men where you are the only catcher.

#7 - Dec 19, 2009 12:46 PM by Invalid663902
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I've personally never had a sex dream. I don't see the big deal, but perhaps that's because I've never experianced it

#8 - Dec 20, 2009 11:55 PM by Destiny
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It's a bit like having sex... but only almost. If that clarifies anything Destiny. All in all, it's pleasant.

#9 - Feb 14, 2010 05:29 AM by titsMcgree
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