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Woke up in the back of a Tahoe after a drunken hook up with a lady friend at a campsite. Mega hungover, went to adjust my junk and noticed something odd!! There was gum stuck in between my ball sack and my leg. I spent that morning trying to cut the gum out with mini scissors and shaky hands. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (211) - You deserved that one (60)

Nov 13, 2009 01:49 AM - Car - by gfunk

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Omg lol, that's a recipe 4 disaster

#1 - Nov 13, 2009 02:01 AM by sophie69
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did the gum melt?

#2 - Nov 13, 2009 02:03 AM by igghur
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Could of been worse, instead of gum it could of been skoal.

#3 - Nov 13, 2009 02:04 AM by Meatloaf
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^ puked.

#4 - Nov 13, 2009 02:05 AM by sophie69
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Spearmint?

#5 - Nov 13, 2009 02:05 AM by adamvelasco
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At least she only left you a temporary reminder of your hookup. TGINH (Thank God It's Not Herpes).

#6 - Nov 13, 2009 02:13 AM by DrPluton
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TGINH haha nice one DrPluton!

#7 - Nov 13, 2009 02:25 AM by djthekid
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