Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in his new BMW. He got pissed and broke up with me because I got my "juice" all over his seats. FMSL
He's an idiot. It's going to happen and half or more of it was probably his. Let him go, any guy who cares more about a car than you is not worth it. And cover the seat next time since most likely you'll end up back with this guy.
Same thing happened to me. Damn you woman should be more careful with your juices. Man are.
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