I was hooking up with this girl She was sucking my dick for a good 45m she was damn good I couldn't get it up I wanted her so bad I tried jerking myself off and nothing happened We went back to the party drenched in sweat and people asked if we went swimming I now have the nickname of whiskey dick. FMSL
I agree, you are screwed (10) - You deserved that one (78)
Feb 14, 2010 09:15 AM - Car - by whiskeydick
You REALLY need to learn what a period is, and how to write a FMSL. You wrote this one so horribly that I'm having trouble understanding what part you're claiming "FMSL" over.
#1 - Feb 15, 2010 02:04 AM by Miklee
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Hahaha, Spanky McThrust - what a cool name! And OP, no sympathy - judging from the way you write, you are too young to be doing that kind of stuff anyway! You claim she was "damn good," but - how could you tell if there were no results?! And compared to what? Your hand? Well, SURE she is going to win! Im not going to even bother finishing this one...
#3 - Feb 16, 2010 07:11 PM by mozart
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