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Today we were finally unpacked in our new house. My boyfriend was at work so I made a surprise dinner, got some wine, dimmed the lights, turned on some music. When my boyfriend arrived, I answered the door naked, but he didnt tell me his dad was coming over to see the new house. FMSL

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Sep 3, 2009 05:05 AM - Home - by Anonymous

Today, I realized listening to my favorite kind of music makes my nipples harder than any guy ever could. FMSL

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Dec 14, 2009 11:03 AM - Misc - by Anonymous

The other night I went home with a guy where we ended up having hot loud sex. The next morning he hopped up to shower, I heard someone laugh as he exited. When he returned I asked who he lives with, he replied "Oh, just my parents." FMSL

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Oct 21, 2009 07:15 AM - Misc - by fail.

So I had a date with my girlfriend last Friday, which she unexpectedly canceled. It turns out her ex-boyfriend was in town and they spent the weekend fucking. She expects me to be cool with this, and doesn't want to see me for a week because she "doesn't fuck different guys that often". FMSL

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Oct 21, 2009 05:39 AM - Misc - by anonymous

My boyfriend and I bought a few nice size pumpkins to carve for Halloween. I was tired so went to take a nap before we started carving. I woke up and walked into the kitchen where he apparently began the carving early, and was screwing one of the pumpkins. FMSL

#370
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Oct 20, 2009 06:26 AM - Home - by Anonymous

My wife is a tiger in bed when drunk, and frigid when sober. She decided this week to stop drinking. FMSL

#369
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Oct 20, 2009 04:12 AM - Home - by Anonymous

My boyfriend told me I was "Too tight" today. FMSL

#383
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Oct 21, 2009 09:33 AM - Misc - by Anonymous

My boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 5 minutes, we change positions and he says: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FMSL

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Feb 4, 1644 12:52 PM - Misc - by NoClueCutie

Today my boyfriend was eating pretzels, so I asked him if he wanted to eat me out. He looked at the pretzels, then looked directly at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a pretzel, I'd rather eat these." FMSL

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Sep 5, 2009 09:25 AM - Home - by hottie19

My boyfriend loves to have sex with me while I'm sleeping. I usually don't wake up or if I am it's very dark in the room. Well this time he was fucking me in my sleep, it was extra good so I woke up and turned the nightstand lamp on. I looked back at him and he was wearing a red cape. FMSL

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Feb 4, 9560 12:52 PM - Home - by Anonymous

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female. So I went camping while slathered in honey to attract some. There were no bears on the Las Vegas strip. FMSL

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Feb 4, 3768 12:52 PM - Threesome - by Anonymous

Today me and my boyfriend started screwing while my mom went to the store. She came back early so we hurried, got dressed and went downstairs to help carry in groceries. We are walking in the house with some bags my mom looks at my boyfriend and says "Is that it?". He forgot to zip his pants. FMSL

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Sep 3, 2009 11:09 AM - Home - by Anonymous

I'm a little insecure about my penis being small, so we have sex with the lights off and I use a strap on, one night my wife turns the lights on and says "explain the dildo". I say, "explain the kids". FMSL

#39
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Sep 7, 2009 04:15 AM - Home - by DirtyButtSex

I absolutely love anal. My boyfriend will never fuck me in the ass. FMSL

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Dec 19, 2009 08:09 PM - Home - by Meh

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