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Name : Meatloaf
City/Country : Waterford, New York, United States
Birthday : Nov 23, 1983
Gender : Male
Profile Views : 901
Number of comments : 322
Number of stories : 0

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I'm great in bed. I can sleep 8-9 hours at a time.

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I get more pleasure from squeezing my legs together than my boyfriend of a year ever gives me. FMSL

#749
2 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (193) - You deserved that one (32)

Nov 13, 2009 01:10 AM - Misc - by onedamnyear

Last week I lost my virginity to the guy of my dreams. Today I found out I have HIV. FMSL

#2087
8 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (247) - You deserved that one (20)

Jan 19, 2010 08:03 AM - Misc - by sti

While having fantastic sex with my new girlfriend, I was kneeling over her chest, and she was giving me oral. As I was about to "finish", I actually shit all over her, due to minor food poisoning. FMSL

#2044
2 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (128) - You deserved that one (21)

Jan 14, 2010 10:59 AM - Home - by Yeah, My bad

I was having sex with a friend of mine last week. She goes down on me to finish me off and pulls away right as I start to cum, blasting it up on my face and all over my neck and chest. FMSL

#743
6 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (98) - You deserved that one (163)

Nov 13, 2009 12:19 AM - Home - by Jawbreaker

Today, I realized that the longest I can go without ejaculating is 7 seconds. FMSL

#804
7 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (286) - You deserved that one (46)

Nov 13, 2009 09:01 AM - Misc - by 2PumpChump

Woke up in the back of a Tahoe after a drunken hook up with a lady friend at a campsite. Mega hungover, went to adjust my junk and noticed something odd!! There was gum stuck in between my ball sack and my leg. I spent that morning trying to cut the gum out with mini scissors and shaky hands. FMSL

#755
7 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (211) - You deserved that one (60)

Nov 13, 2009 01:49 AM - Car - by gfunk

A girl I used to hook up with wouldnt have sex with me cause she said my dick was too big. It's 5 and a half inches. FMSL

#809
7 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (191) - You deserved that one (18)

Nov 13, 2009 10:26 AM - Misc - by Tino

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