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Name : Dr. Z
City/Country : The Imagination, United States
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Logical fallacy.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with my because he thought me using my dildo was cheating on him. FMSL

#2603
2 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (83) - You deserved that one (8)

Mar 9, 2010 05:55 AM - Misc - by LMAO

The sound of loud farts turns me on. Like to the point where I need to masturbate. FMSL

#2640
4 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (24) - You deserved that one (58)

Mar 14, 2010 02:46 AM - Misc - by DisgustingCummm

Today, i learned all my boyfriend's friends at school know that he's already fisted my ass and a lot more disgusting stuff. Oh really? Is he lying to them or did he do it while i was sleeping? FMSL

#2084
6 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (126) - You deserved that one (8)

Jan 19, 2010 02:43 AM - School - by D:

I got a text from my boyfriend of 5 months, "I wanna fuck you so bad right now." As I was texting back, I got a different text from him saying "Oops wrong person." FMSL

#2453
4 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (99) - You deserved that one (10)

Feb 19, 2010 04:46 AM - Phone - by wrongperson

My boyfriend has a thing about my accent and the fact that I speak Italian fluently. So, during sex, he told me to speak only in Italian to him. That would have been great...if he didn't cum as soon as I said one word. It's happened three times so far. FMSL

#2382
5 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (63) - You deserved that one (7)

Feb 11, 2010 08:17 AM - Home - by NYGirl

My girlfriend and I have had a normal relationship until recently, during sex she has started making animal noises. I wouldn't be put off by it but its animals like donkeys and cows. Wtf. FMSL

#2470
1 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (66) - You deserved that one (11)

Feb 20, 2010 10:29 PM - Misc - by deantierton

Today I went to KFC to order a boneless filet. By accident I said boner filet. FMSL

#2590
8 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (21) - You deserved that one (50)

Mar 7, 2010 12:59 AM - Misc - by anonymous

Today, I got sperm in my pubes. I had to rip them out. FMSL

#2328
6 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (9) - You deserved that one (91)

Feb 5, 2010 05:32 AM - Home - by Jake

I had a wet dream when I was taking a nap this afternoon. In it, as soon as the girl started to touch me, I came. I had to awkwardly apologize, and we both felt bad and uncomfortable. Sounds a lot like my real sex life. FMSL

#2390
1 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (69) - You deserved that one (10)

Feb 12, 2010 10:54 AM - Misc - by Dreamer

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