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Name : Rob
City/Country : South Carolina, United States
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"We all want to die like movie stars," you said, as you jumped from the height of our cutting room floor. While above us glowing, exploding, our dreams burst forth in light and death. Hold me and tell me, "We'll burn like stars. We'll burn as we fall. Watch as city lights dance for us."

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I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy style without a condom. I thought I would pull out, roll over on my side of the bed and cum on my stomach. Nope... rolled off the bed, hit my head on the night stand and a chair on the way to the floor while cumming all over the place. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (30) - You deserved that one (160)

Nov 21, 2009 04:40 AM - Home - by NinjaMoves

I was having subtle sex with my old girlfriend in a crowded ocean. I felt a terrible burning on my leg and saw jellyfish wrapped around my thigh. She jumped off and yelled to come ashore - which I couldn't do because I'd somehow maintained my erection and there were kids everywhere. FMSL

#730
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I agree, you are screwed (191) - You deserved that one (74)

Nov 12, 2009 10:36 PM - Outdoors - by whodey

I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob In the movies. It was fine until a cop came up tapped us on the shoulder and told us to get up. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (30) - You deserved that one (318)

Nov 11, 2009 12:18 AM - Misc - by ellomate

Today my dog humped my leg. It was the most action I've had all year. FMSL

#783
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I agree, you are screwed (176) - You deserved that one (22)

Nov 13, 2009 05:15 AM - Internet - by Anonymous

My boyfriend thinks the sounds I make during sex are me enjoying it, but really I can't breathe because he's squishing me. Every time. FMSL

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I agree, you are screwed (152) - You deserved that one (67)

Nov 13, 2009 04:36 AM - Home - by squished

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