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I'm a chef and cut my finger really bad, the first thought that came to my mind was "Well, there goes my sex life." FMSL

#1581
10 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (96) - You deserved that one (19)

Dec 17, 2009 07:10 AM - Work - by osuchef

Today, I realized listening to my favorite kind of music makes my nipples harder than any guy ever could. FMSL

#1530
5 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (76) - You deserved that one (11)

Dec 14, 2009 11:03 AM - Misc - by Anonymous

I recently saw an episode of the Biggest Loser. I was stunned to see the heaviest competitor of all time was married to a decently attractive man. I am a cute blonde with a body mass index of 21. Yet, I am single and haven't been laid in months. FMSL

#1543
17 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (45) - You deserved that one (88)

Dec 15, 2009 02:52 AM - Misc - by sexdeprived

When I woke up this morning, I realized I can't get laid even in my dreams. FMSL

#1597
9 Comments

I agree, you are screwed (78) - You deserved that one (12)

Dec 18, 2009 03:27 AM - Home - by Anonymous

Today I walked in my room and my boyfriend was humping a stuffed animal bear, I started laughing, but stopped laughing when I saw his erection. FMSL

#18
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I agree, you are screwed (239) - You deserved that one (20)

Sep 4, 2009 05:30 AM - Home - by Anonymous

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